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@ 75c1d9a2:90bdcead
2025-03-08 20:50:47
巴比伦蜜蜂近期一句话段子合集
你更喜欢哪一条？
1德国政府承诺到 2035 年100%的汽车恐怖袭击都将由电动车完成。
2 欧盟向乌克兰提供其全部军援，包括从军事博物馆中淘出来的3 辆坦克和一辆经典纳粹边三轮摩托车。
3 雪上加霜！川普追加制裁，修改了他的Netflix 密码，泽连斯基现在必须拥有自己的账户。
4 川普达成和平协议，乌克兰的控制权每周的一三五归普京，每周的二四六和周日归泽连斯基，荣耀最终归于乌克兰！
5 跨性别老鼠在美国生物实验室的MMA格斗中击败了了生理雌性老鼠，成为母老鼠格斗冠军。
6 受到惊吓的米奇·麦康奈尔把头缩进壳里
7 美国政府公告：如果你发帖表示支持乌克兰，你现在将被自动征召入伍。
8 民主党议员表示，一旦他弄清楚教育部的作用，就准备为其辩护。
9 索马里人伊尔汗·奥马尔议员在得知以色列原来也在地球上的事实之后撤回了对拯救地球法案的支持。
10 研究发现 100% 的男性会吃裸体女性递给他们的任何水果。
11 伊斯兰教的伊玛目启动仪式，承认曾居住在伦敦的英国原住民对土地的所有权。
12 由于浏览器标签打开数量达到上限，妻子被迫购买第二部手机。
13 川普勒令泽连斯基不许吃晚饭，直接上床睡觉，让他深刻反省自己的所作所为。
14 川普身穿潜水装在国会发表演讲，以免被民主党议员的泪水淹没。
15 川普强征Facebook 个人资料中带有乌克兰国旗的所有人入伍，组建志愿军前往乌克兰最前线。
16 沃尔玛推出迷你自助型起重机，帮助超重的购物者乘坐电动代步车
17 川普在白宫外设置了身高测量尺，并挂出标语“你必须长这么高才能接受外援”。
18 被解雇的美国国税局特工现在被迫直接挨家挨户蒙面持枪抢劫。
19 川普因忘记及时回复马斯克的确认邮件而被直接解雇。
20 DOGE 解雇了唯一一位掌握国会大厦钥匙的政府雇员后，国会彻底停摆。
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 20:50:30
Block 886918
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
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@ e7bf8dad:839ef3db
2025-03-08 20:50:30
Block 886918
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@ 4a6468c5:e9061ef3
2025-03-08 20:47:05
Well, MSNBC is very familiar with failure.
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 20:45:31
Block 886918
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@ 2248fe05:73582fdb
2025-03-08 20:44:53
Try doing that with gold, P-shiftii
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@ 55d2c934:e039d477
2025-03-08 20:41:08
Wow, sounds like quite an experience! Nice you have access to such fresh ingredients.
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@ e7bf8dad:839ef3db
2025-03-08 20:40:31
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 20:40:31
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 20:35:30
Block 886917
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@ ac5c59bc:9afde5b2
2025-03-08 20:35:27
Gun night frens...
Block height: 886915
#Bitcoin price 86279 USD
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@ 48b50e45:7ebdd7ab
2025-03-08 20:31:56
💯
small chases revenue
corps - margin
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 20:30:32
Block 886916
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@ cbab7074:f9f0bd61
2025-03-08 20:30:32
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@ e7bf8dad:839ef3db
2025-03-08 20:30:32
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@ 8867bed9:13664450
2025-03-08 20:28:28
bc1qhugtplu0ztlcv386yqztnzr6782gct9e3d6lcq
If you guys have spare sats hou want to transact onchain, or you want to troll someone. Here you are my address, at least is a real #bitcoin onchain address and not Coinbase one like Peter Shit.
Also I will not dump them.. you can be sure about that.
nostr:nevent1qqswu9tus66ge9lg3zjh2xpfw6nc4kk8w9pf73q2us0gfltn6d3eqjgpz3mhxue69uhhwmm59ehx7um5wghxuet59upzqfhf4dljerf2cdus8tushc4p4mm09t9adx057fvu4tr66v7jqqxpqvzqqqqqqyyxpjng
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@ b133bfc5:49d5789d
2025-03-08 20:26:14
lol https://minsoftware.vn/
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 20:25:30
Block 886915
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@ 4d784205:6f5b96b3
2025-03-08 20:23:01
⚡️🇺🇸 NEW: MSNBC hosts start taunting Elon Musk, calling him a failure, after the SpaceX Starship blew up midflight for a second time.
"You're failing right now... Your rockets are blowing up."
https://m.primal.net/PYku.mov
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@ e7bf8dad:839ef3db
2025-03-08 20:20:31
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 20:20:31
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@ f5ffb34b:6a8fcf03
2025-03-08 20:19:39
GM GN
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@ f8abd1ab:13083f4f
2025-03-08 20:19:22
GM Hope your morning is as bright as your smile 🧡. Have a great day!
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@ b133bfc5:49d5789d
2025-03-08 20:18:12
Looks like a pain in the ass https://image.nostr.build/a5325df42874861f97d1a913de1896a73c57d06a80dd3cb9db98346a7ecc3d8a.jpg
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@ 10cb23d1:83cd9b39
2025-03-08 20:16:13
I’m probably the only person to never have one lol
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 20:15:31
Block 886914
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@ b133bfc5:49d5789d
2025-03-08 20:12:15
Pretty kew https://image.nostr.build/b2d064870a4fa89bc13d518ed77057844120ac695ca8bc4f31280e428a5eb92b.jpg https://image.nostr.build/c9d38e8e9052dcecf79419ab5fcae39a52e407b21e2cb0658e179dba73be01fd.jpg
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@ b133bfc5:49d5789d
2025-03-08 20:11:31
Mother fucking idiots sending #bitcoin to Peter schiff wtf
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-08 20:11:01
Very nice
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 20:10:31
Block 886913
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@ e7bf8dad:839ef3db
2025-03-08 20:10:31
Block 886913
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-08 20:10:23
😂😂
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@ ee9d979e:3fadff64
2025-03-08 20:05:45
It looks like you found yourself an interesting project with this ;). Well done! Nostr has some interesting communities from things that I've played as a teenager (Starcraft, Runescape, etc). I never got into Minecraft, but I know several folks sthat learned a bit of coding, and Java in particular with it :)
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 20:05:30
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@ 70e1140a:71dbf6e8
2025-03-08 20:05:25
GM bro
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@ 3c3ff3c4:1eb987d1
2025-03-08 20:05:08
GM Good morning! Hope today brings you endless joy and opportunities.
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@ 2e8970de:63345c7a
2025-03-08 20:02:41
“They curdle like milk”: WB DVDs from 2006–2008 are rotting away in their cases
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/03/they-curdle-like-milk-wb-dvds-from-2006-2008-are-rotting-away-in-their-cases/
originally posted at https://stacker.news/items/907743
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@ 1ae011cb:1257a556
2025-03-08 20:00:32
Block 886913
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 20:00:32
Block 886913
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@ cbab7074:f9f0bd61
2025-03-08 20:00:32
Block 886913
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@ e7bf8dad:839ef3db
2025-03-08 20:00:32
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@ c07e4da3:d9f795a7
2025-03-08 20:00:27
An Oshi user just earned 3,200 sats back for shopping at Farmer Bill's Provisions using Oshi rewards. Check out Farmer Bill's Provisions and start earning rewards: https://oshi.link/7auqSz
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-08 19:55:58
Impressive technique!
1 trip only 🤝🐸
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 19:55:30
Block 886913
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@ 91bea5cd:1df4451c
2025-03-08 19:54:28
Usar o PIB como variável de crescimento 🤡🤡
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@ c7eda660:efd97c86
2025-03-08 19:53:45
All these words to say “Stay humble. Stack sats.”
https://m.primal.net/PYjR.jpg
https://m.primal.net/PYjQ.jpg
https://m.primal.net/PYjS.jpg
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@ 0c5fb98e:034dfe4d
2025-03-08 19:53:38
https://weibo.com/2656274875/5141931669065023
支那笑话之：我们从不逼人站队
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@ 00000017:eb437582
2025-03-08 19:51:37
Ayer compré un pasaje en Flybondi para ir a Buenos Aires desde Posadas a las 16:05. Primero recibí un SMS ayer a las 17:52 informando que el vuelo se reprogramaba para las 20:35. Luego otro hoy a las 07:37 que se
reprogramaba para las 21:10. Y por último a las 15:23 que se reprograma para mañana a las 11:45.
Y esto es lo cotidiano en los viajes por Argentina, cancelaciones y reprogramaciones permanentes. Imposible confiar, programar, preveer, anticipar.... todo lo mismo que a nivel país. De milagro tenemos los micros y no tenemos que vovler a las carretas para tener algo de certeza en los viajes.
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@ e7bf8dad:839ef3db
2025-03-08 19:50:31
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 19:50:31
Block 886911
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@ 2e8970de:63345c7a
2025-03-08 19:50:17
What does “PhD-level” AI mean? OpenAI’s rumored $20,000 agent plan explained.
https://arstechnica.com/ai/2025/03/what-does-phd-level-ai-mean-openais-rumored-20000-agent-plan-explained/
originally posted at https://stacker.news/items/907732
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@ f26626a9:6eec3661
2025-03-08 19:48:06
quicker than a mcrib
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@ b4403b24:83542d4e
2025-03-08 19:45:59
A Tiny Chip Could Be the Key to 1,000 Times More Accurate GPS
https://scitechdaily.com/a-tiny-chip-could-be-the-key-to-1000-times-more-accurate-gps/
Optical atomic clocks have the potential to improve timekeeping and GPS accuracy by a factor of 1,000, enhancing the precision of mobile phones, computers, and navigation systems. However, their large size and complexity have prevented widespread use outside of research labs.
Now, scientists from Purdue University (USA) and Chalmers University of Technology (Sweden) have developed a breakthrough technology using on-chip microcombs. This innovation could dramatically shrink optical atomic clock systems, making them more practical and accessible. The result? Major advancements in navigation, autonomous vehicles, and geospatial monitoring.
originally posted at https://stacker.news/items/907729
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 19:45:31
Block 886911
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@ 3bf0c63f:aefa459d
2025-03-08 19:45:23
So apparently X only allows edits to the text of root posts, not replies, not media, not private posts.
And it only allows edits for one hour after the post is sent, and only up to 5 edits total.
https://help.x.com/en/using-x/edit-tweet
I think X must have zero users now because they insist in not implementing full-blown unrestricted capabilities for such a crucial unnegotiable feature.
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@ 99ddb26c:23b15ddd
2025-03-08 19:43:33
https://video.nostr.build/f1e970c0586b90b058018b87da496085167be4f5719393f55214a1a6f3026a6d.mp4
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@ c111c856:099e961e
2025-03-08 19:41:09
GN Good night! Dream of a future where #Bitcoin reigns supreme.
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@ e7bf8dad:839ef3db
2025-03-08 19:40:31
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 19:40:31
Block 886909
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-08 19:39:57
nostr:npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas 🫡🤣
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@ 472f440f:5669301e
2025-03-08 19:37:44
Bringing this truck to the US may be a necessary move by the Trump admin as it re-shores manufacturing and tries to build back the middle class.
Business owners being able to buy a $10k truck instead of one for $120k would be massive for businesses.
He could slap a 25% tariff on it and it would still be incredibly beneficial to the US economy.
https://m.primal.net/PYhe.mov
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 19:35:30
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@ b4403b24:83542d4e
2025-03-08 19:34:36
2,700 infected devices uncovered in Singapore as part of global botnet operation
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/infected-devices-uncovered-singapore-cyber-operation-global-botnet-4984096
"Malicious actors" exploited "poor cyber hygiene practices" to infect devices, including baby monitors and internet routers, says Minister for Digital Development and Information Josephine Teo.
originally posted at https://stacker.news/items/907718
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-08 19:33:56
Thank you D4!
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@ 5c7d484b:e1ba5414
2025-03-08 19:31:38
May all beings have happy minds.
#buddha #hindu #quotes #wisdom #spirituality #philosophy
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@ cbab7074:f9f0bd61
2025-03-08 19:30:33
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@ e7bf8dad:839ef3db
2025-03-08 19:30:32
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 19:30:32
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@ 583e6f00:1c556142
2025-03-08 19:28:54
GM
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@ 98444b7c:ed6617b3
2025-03-08 19:28:37
GM Good morning! Wishing you a day full of blessings and #Lightning advancements.
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 19:25:30
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@ 749a6b90:b3a1031f
2025-03-08 19:23:52
19-year-old guy with $25,000 asks Tristan Tate whether he should buy the BMW he has always wanted or invest it all in Bitcoin.
Tristan’s response: “You can’t get your d*ck sucked in the back seat of a Bitcoin.”
Lesson in there. https://video.nostr.build/4682555c5604f0f021eaf376a986defd8abedfa8c6d7a3893b5df14a7a157486.mp4
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@ 7c765d40:bd121d84
2025-03-08 19:23:10
I made my last post on LinkedIn about a year ago now.
Best decision of my life.
Burn the boats 🔥
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@ 0c5fb98e:034dfe4d
2025-03-08 19:21:58
一个中国人抛弃了中国国籍，加入了美国国籍，甚至还加入了美国军队做了美国军人。这算什么行为呢？
但恰好是这样一个人，一堆所谓的爱国者，粉红品客们，不惜相信美国也要维护此人的体面。
以往，每当有人拿出西方国家给出的资料，他们只会胡言乱语，混淆黑白；又或者干脆扣人帽子，避而不谈。而如今，消息称段某因参与儿童色情被捕，正能量却拿美国政府有关部门的文档去给他洗清嫌疑。
这只能证明美国收买并利用了段某，引导中国爱国人士相信美国。而这些所谓的爱国者在完全知情的前提下参与其中，引导舆论。
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-08 19:20:54
SWOLE 🔥🔥🔥
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 19:20:31
Block 886907
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@ e7bf8dad:839ef3db
2025-03-08 19:20:31
Block 886907
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-08 19:16:21
Does he skip leg day though?
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-08 19:15:46
Such an odd one 😂😂
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 19:15:31
Block 886907
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@ b13233e1:038ac0b5
2025-03-08 19:13:29
GM fren
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@ 6eb2614b:0e80045d
2025-03-08 19:13:12
GM wishing you a beautiful start today.
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@ 2248fe05:73582fdb
2025-03-08 19:12:31
I don’t know how to read charts. Help me out here Doc. Context?
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-08 19:11:59
Oh. Good to know. That could be useful for more mockery 😂
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@ 958b754a:5c39e88c
2025-03-08 19:11:54
i don’t have any but ima look into this
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-08 19:11:28
At least 12 🥚 per day 💪
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-08 19:10:54
He’s a unicorn 🤣
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@ e7bf8dad:839ef3db
2025-03-08 19:10:31
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 19:10:31
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@ b7996c18:2117f07d
2025-03-08 19:10:24
You do you, of course.
But this is the most interesting #bitcoin price chart, imho.
The magical red and green lines I drew are for your viewing pleasure.
👀 🍿
https://m.primal.net/PYfT.png
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-08 19:09:39
No idea 😂
Just felt like making fun of him
What’s the milady thing?
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@ b133bfc5:49d5789d
2025-03-08 19:07:48
Steak ‘n Shake fries rug pull https://image.nostr.build/45545f85d41219c45928552902285cff2484f35994429e3e211e313a995ec22f.jpg
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@ f26626a9:6eec3661
2025-03-08 19:07:38
Proportional to the number of dead guys outside of frame 😏
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@ 958b754a:5c39e88c
2025-03-08 19:06:29
Oh wtf I didn’t even know Fold had a game
I literally jus want to stack moar sats
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@ 535a8eb6:fd4d47ee
2025-03-08 19:06:00
As usual, things have been made more complicated than they need to be. Title IX is over 50 years old. The issue of biological males competing in women's sports is much more recent. Whatever has allowed this to take place should be changed. Nothing more, nothing less.
At least that's where I stand.
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 19:05:30
Block 886907
2 - high priority
2 - medium priority
2 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-08 19:00:32
Block 886906
2 - high priority
2 - medium priority
2 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
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@ e7bf8dad:839ef3db
2025-03-08 19:00:32
Block 886906
2 - high priority
2 - medium priority
2 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
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@ 1ae011cb:1257a556
2025-03-08 19:00:32
Block 886906
2 - high priority
2 - medium priority
2 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
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@ cbab7074:f9f0bd61
2025-03-08 19:00:32
Block 886906
2 - high priority
2 - medium priority
2 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool