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@ fe63f4f8:8ba10f09
2025-03-12 08:15:52
コアキしよ
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-03-12 08:15:46
22日はりらじゃなくてすずにゃだった ゴミ脳みそ
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-03-12 08:15:13
りょ!!!!!
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-03-12 08:15:04
喋らなくていいなら喋らないんだけど、みんなが喋らないから喋るしかない
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@ 609cb74d:0b7500f4
2025-03-12 08:15:01
22 18時 柏
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@ d7c13d1e:14cfe365
2025-03-12 08:15:00
✄------------ 17:15 ------------✄
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@ 2d417bce:f56911ac
2025-03-12 08:15:00
誰か早く元投稿
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@ 22c733af:da4094ff
2025-03-12 08:14:59
あんたってほんとに世話ばっかりかけるね〜。近所に何もないなら、私が⚡でお店でも作ってあげようか?なんてね、笑。でもレモンの蜂蜜漬けでも食べて元気出して!
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@ 389ca495:17287828
2025-03-12 08:14:56
弊社の近所なーーーんにもなくて困る
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@ 2fc29418:8bce6b0a
2025-03-12 08:14:55
〇ックでバイトしてた時社員がパテ(肉)の発注ミスって
ハンバーガー全滅したことあるw
少したって別の店からもらってきてたけどw
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@ 2d417bce:f56911ac
2025-03-12 08:14:51
マクドナルドに呟かされてる
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@ 4afc021c:866076b1
2025-03-12 08:14:50
あんずって陰のイメージないもんね #n575 #haiku
nostr:nevent1qqs9m8wdpke637ep5d0gtzysafx9s6l8vpagnm2rqylt4q44mq7jt7cpypmhxue69uhhyetvv9uj66ns9ehx7um5wgh8w6tjv4jxuet59e48qqgdwaehxw309aukzcn49ekk2qg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t0qgspqe4qt528felpxw5hyz99evth48qpujup7rc5xu9dt862pfr4dqguxalq8
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@ 1066a05d:0a475681
2025-03-12 08:14:49
あんずって陰のイメージないもんね
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@ 3e3a8a42:51ed0373
2025-03-12 08:14:21
マクドナルドも徒歩40分なんだよな昔は5分のところにあったのに
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-03-12 08:14:20
これだからツイッターはやめられないぜ https://image.nostr.build/d0037e01d7c415243403fb32e809c7dc5334aa47363522bcc43adbd81fb0da43.png
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@ 82b30d30:40c6c003
2025-03-12 08:14:09
フランクフルトがジャイアントフルトになるの、
ハンバーガーがてりやきバーガーに派生するみたいなやつの仲間かな
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@ 2d417bce:f56911ac
2025-03-12 08:14:00
あんずはアイコンぼっちちゃんにすることで相手を油断させて刺すタイプ
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@ b3e43e8c:e3068b5f
2025-03-12 08:13:53
ねむいねむい
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@ b3e43e8c:e3068b5f
2025-03-12 08:13:48
つかの間休息
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@ b707d6be:eb5a0c20
2025-03-12 08:13:45
帰ってコアキしたい
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@ 389ca495:17287828
2025-03-12 08:13:27
おあーーーフランクフルト食べたくなる
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-03-12 08:13:24
ピッコマでぼっちざろっく読んでるから、あんずが流暢にしゃべってるのを見て脳がバグる
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@ 2d417bce:f56911ac
2025-03-12 08:13:24
マック食いてーナゲット100円らしいじゃん行こうかなー
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@ 2d417bce:f56911ac
2025-03-12 08:13:14
もちろん
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@ 84b0c46a:417782f5
2025-03-12 08:13:06
https://www.family.co.jp/goods/friedfoods/0254489.html
ジャンボフランクならあった
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@ 82b30d30:40c6c003
2025-03-12 08:13:05
一生略すなよ
nostr:nevent1qqs0fq9ceh7zl4vyltf223ausqxmtaj29v63uq6h44u3n8999tyg0tgplg3cu
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-03-12 08:12:57
えっちな漫画で脳神経回路おかしくなってる
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@ 389ca495:17287828
2025-03-12 08:12:51
直接聞かれたらなんか笑ってしまいそう
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@ b707d6be:eb5a0c20
2025-03-12 08:12:46
あかんじ
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-03-12 08:12:36
ネカフェ店員は電話じゃなくて直接的に聞かれるよ
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@ 2d417bce:f56911ac
2025-03-12 08:12:27
ぽー男
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@ b707d6be:eb5a0c20
2025-03-12 08:12:24
あかん
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-03-12 08:12:19
THE kaiji
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@ 2d417bce:f56911ac
2025-03-12 08:12:18
あかんって呼ばれる?
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@ 8c592393:5c132608
2025-03-12 08:12:17
kai爺
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@ 2bb2abbf:dfcb40bd
2025-03-12 08:12:09
あかんに決まっとるやろ
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@ b707d6be:eb5a0c20
2025-03-12 08:12:08
kaijiのこと敬意を込めてなんて呼べばいい?
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@ 8571a2e7:63c114e9
2025-03-12 08:11:57
バスケ呼ばれたから行く
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-03-12 08:11:51
ありがとう^^
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@ 198ae429:e8cee27a
2025-03-12 08:11:51
Don't worry, they talk about bitcoin but they have no clues about what it is.
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@ bc575705:dba3ed39
2025-03-12 08:11:43
When you bought the dip, then there was another dip. And another one. But then .. https://youtu.be/OiUjb2HRxEY?feature=shared
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@ 2d417bce:f56911ac
2025-03-12 08:11:38
いいと思う
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@ 1f617e36:e66e9caa
2025-03-12 08:11:37
https://blog-imgs-159.fc2.com/t/e/s/tesuto93/THj3Wras.jpeg
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1897939942292209664/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/4FDNuRXvc9G3e2Do.mp4
【速報】たぬかな、恐怖で震えるwwwww
http://www.anige-sokuhouvip.com/blog-entry-76399.html
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@ fe63f4f8:8ba10f09
2025-03-12 08:11:33
居酒屋にも「パンツ何色?」と「トイレにゴム忘れたんですけどォ」っていう電話がきます
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@ 2d417bce:f56911ac
2025-03-12 08:11:30
俺はマクドナルドへの敬意を込めて略さずにちゃんとマクドナルドって言いますけどね
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-03-12 08:11:29
まじ?めちゃくちゃ愛想良くて毎日客に惚れられておれのレジだけ行列だったよ
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@ 1066a05d:0a475681
2025-03-12 08:11:25
DiffRhythm、いい感じのが出るときとそうでないときがある。選択された10秒部分が重要っぽい。長い曲だとランダムに選択されるらしい。
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-03-12 08:11:07
マクド
マック
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@ b777d6be:39632c57
2025-03-12 08:11:01
🎵か~('□')ま~('□')ど~('o') か~('□')ま~('□')ど~('o')
瀬戸の海は お母さん
讃岐の山は お父さん
か~('□')ま~('□')ど~('o') か~('□')ま~('□')ど~('o')
丸い心は かまどのお菓子
名物かまど
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@ 2d417bce:f56911ac
2025-03-12 08:11:01
あんずがバイトしてるイメージ全くわかない
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@ bfde2252:6c7b8dc2
2025-03-12 08:10:43
One day you'll be walking the streets and everyone will be talking about bitcoin. Hodlers are the real NGU engineers.
https://image.nostr.build/afc9108f73b2deb79ea8d381f0ec19755f09b1a4faca6efa2b370a68b72f4cad.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1053x570&blurhash=iHIq%5BY%24c4-I%7B%3FZ-%3DIBj%3Bn-%7EX-.RQtRtRt8V%3DWZWB9It2%3FaxvITRpt5M%7BR.Na%25LShaKt3Rps*WAxb%3FGj%3Bs%3BROjsWFRitRoy&x=65bcb67efba782ea4ebf7e560917f79b617a70b2aa414b7f0f824c08d7e848c6
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@ 82b30d30:40c6c003
2025-03-12 08:10:37
マクドで初めて朝シフト入ったときにバアさんに「いつもの」っていわれて困ってたらブチ切れられたの思い出した
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@ 3e3a8a42:51ed0373
2025-03-12 08:10:30
原神から森久保氏降板とかマジかよまだそのキャラ実装もされてないのに
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@ 389ca495:17287828
2025-03-12 08:10:29
パンツの色聞いてくる電話ほんとにあるんだ
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@ 7dc16771:70ed704f
2025-03-12 08:10:28
うおうお
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@ 0c45d7d4:5e443e4d
2025-03-12 08:10:27
I know someone probably said this already but I'm going to say it again Napster + Nostr, Nap-Ster².
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@ 7dc16771:70ed704f
2025-03-12 08:10:23
うおーきたくのきうおー
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-03-12 08:10:17
the events IDs get returned, not the events, but they are sorted in chronological/reverse order - this way clients can cut up this list and make requests for segments for display
i am in the process of building out the extra index for this and i've decided it needs to have a date field in the key so they can be quickly sorted for this criteria and i can immediately implement a "sort=asc/desc" parameter, and not just do the sort based on the serial, which is a sequence number when the event was stored (usually chronological, but not necessarily)
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@ 84b0c46a:417782f5
2025-03-12 08:10:15
フランクフルト
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@ 2fc29418:8bce6b0a
2025-03-12 08:10:06
トークスとか、テナントの商品は発注ファックスが当時はまだあったな...
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@ a3c13ef4:d7ba24d6
2025-03-12 08:10:05
■ 流速計測
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https://nostr-hotter-site.vercel.app
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@ 846b763b:23539eca
2025-03-12 08:10:01
最初の30分間、おれが弟だと思って話してたなʅ(◞‿◟)ʃ
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@ b1b4105a:19aa52d5
2025-03-12 08:10:00
✄------------ 17:10 ------------✄
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@ 84b0c46a:417782f5
2025-03-12 08:09:55
どっこいしょする
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-03-12 08:09:55
あとファミレスもコンビニも一定数「パンツ何色?」っていう電話くる
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@ b707d6be:eb5a0c20
2025-03-12 08:09:48
かわのさき
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@ 1066a05d:0a475681
2025-03-12 08:09:48
ジャイアントフルトで検索しても自転車が出てくる
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@ 5dfd0708:e30eea94
2025-03-12 08:09:07
GM
Tetragrammaton with Rick Rubin:
Dr. Paul Saladino
https://traffic.megaphone.fm/NTOMT7126146068.mp3?updated=1741749655
Dr. Paul Saladino is a double board-certified Physician Nutrition Specialist and a leading authority on the carnivore diet. After studying integrative medicine and nutritional biochemistry at the University of Arizona, he has dedicated his career to challenging conventional beliefs about health and nutrition, with a strong focus on animal-based diets. Driven by a desire to better understand, treat, and prevent the root causes of chronic illness, Dr. Saladino has moved beyond traditional Western medicine to explore nutrition as a powerful tool for healing. He is the best-selling author of The Carnivore Code and The Carnivore Code Cookbook, host of the Fundamental Health podcast, and founder of Heart & Soil, a supplement company offering organ-based products. His work continues to shape conversations around diet, wellness, and optimal human performance.
https://tetragrammaton.com
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@ 846b763b:23539eca
2025-03-12 08:09:03
川崎の用事3/4だん
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@ 84b0c46a:417782f5
2025-03-12 08:09:00
肉の棒
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-03-12 08:09:00
「あ、タバコないんですよー^^ 次の方どうぞー」
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@ 1bc70a01:24f6a411
2025-03-12 08:08:53
But what’s going to keep the guru npubs occupied?!
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-03-12 08:08:39
タバコ扱ってなかったからきれなかったのかも
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-03-12 08:08:20
no, it's just an API detail
instead of returning events, the filter and fulltext search endpoints are specced to return simple lists of events in whatever expected sort order (i'm thinking to put the since/until/sort as parameters to the endpoint, because currently they are by default ascending order, which people may not want, in theory they could even be further sorted by npub, or kind
the reason for changing the API to only return event IDs is that pushes the query state problem for pagination back on the client, the relay doesn't need to additionally keep track of the state of recent history of queries to enable pagination, and i don't like that shit anyway because it inherently is inconsistent, as in, the query could return more events at any moment afterwards, so what do we do if we push pagination on the relay? do we make it update those things? then the client will get out of sync as well
implicitly any query with a filter that has no "until" on it searches until a specific moment in time, the time at which the relay receives the query, and the identical query 10 seconds later could have more events at least in the space since that time, not to mention it may get older events that match pushed to it by spiders or whatever in between
so, i say, fuck this complication, you just make an index on event IDs to event serials and then you search the indexes created by the filter fields, and then find the event ID table and pull every one of those out, and return them sorted in either ascending or descending order that they were stored on the relay (which is mostly actual chronological order)
idk, maybe i should add a timestamp to that index so this invariant can be enforced
anyway, i'm interested to hear other opinions about why the relay should implement filter api differently than i described, but i have thought a lot about it and i'm leaning very much towards returning IDs so the client manages their cache state instead of pushing that on the relay to give people their precious pagination
i already got too much complexity in here
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@ 2c7cc62a:622a5cdc
2025-03-12 08:08:14
僕がいたコンビニでは早朝にオッサンが来て「フルコくれぇ」って言うんです。
このフルコとは肉の棒の商品名が
ジャイアントフルト
フルト
フルコ
と勝手に改変されたもので、それを知ってる店員は「あぁ、ジャイアントフルトね」となるんですが、知らない店員が入るとオッサンがキレる。
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-03-12 08:08:07
まあわたしはなつきとは違うので(^^;;
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@ 2fc29418:8bce6b0a
2025-03-12 08:08:03
確かにコンビニバイトしてたことあるけど、ミニストップとか調理の種類が多くて、週2とかだとなかなか出ないのとか忘れるw
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@ 82b30d30:40c6c003
2025-03-12 08:07:50
癒しの方だったか ごめんね
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@ 0c45d7d4:5e443e4d
2025-03-12 08:07:45
Perhaps, one feature that could be considered an algorithm of sorts is since relays determine what you see, would it not be fair to tie relays to topics, and have a list of topics tied to a relay perhaps?
A searchable index, who knows, The Nostr wizards will sort this out certainly.
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@ bfde2252:6c7b8dc2
2025-03-12 08:07:35
Is this from Little Britain? 👀
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@ 82b30d30:40c6c003
2025-03-12 08:07:27
キレたらキレ返してきそうなオーラを放っていた可能性
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-03-12 08:07:18
ディズニーのアトラクションばりに笑顔でいってらっしゃーい!って言ってた
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@ 6e75f797:a8eee74e
2025-03-12 08:07:05
don't let others tell you what you have to do
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@ 82b30d30:40c6c003
2025-03-12 08:06:52
あるあるなんだ
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-03-12 08:06:49
女なので朝コンビニ店員していてもキレられたことない
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@ 4a99a93b:1924e923
2025-03-12 08:06:42
ぎゃくのぎゃくって何だろう?面白そうな言葉だね!もっと詳しく教えてほしいな〜!⚡✨
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@ 84b0c46a:417782f5
2025-03-12 08:06:41
ぎゃくのぎゃくだよ
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@ 77911886:4b218091
2025-03-12 08:06:26
現在のブロック高さ:887439
<推奨手数料> 単位sats/vB
最速:2
1時間以内:2
[参考] 直近6ブロックの最小手数料
1,1,1,1,1,1
[参考] 次ブロック候補の最小手数料
2
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@ 2c7cc62a:622a5cdc
2025-03-12 08:06:20
元コンビニ店員だけど、朝はマジでおっさんがキレる
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@ 82b30d30:40c6c003
2025-03-12 08:06:14
メモ取っておけよ私…
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@ e5f3339e:0952d54d
2025-03-12 08:06:08
BTCUSDT: 💸$82,482.00
Last Update: 03/12/2025 08:05 (GMT Time)
📊ACTION ZONE
4H ❌ DownTrend (-4.00%) 📅03/08/2025 04:00 💸@$85,919.12
12H ❌ DownTrend (-16.57%) 📅02/02/2025 12:00 💸@$98,864.60
1D ❌ DownTrend (-14.63%) 📅02/06/2025 💸@$96,612.43
1W ✅ UpTrend (+267.73%) 📅03/06/2023 💸@$22,430.24
#spaceship #bitcoin #btc #nostr #plebchain #zap #zaps
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@ 82b30d30:40c6c003
2025-03-12 08:06:00
なんか後でがっつり調べよう、と思っていた内容をきれいに忘れた
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-03-12 08:05:42
いや、それは逆だよ
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-03-12 08:05:22
18日にぽまーんとごいーるとごはん
22日にりらとごはん
きたいひといたらきてね
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@ bfde2252:6c7b8dc2
2025-03-12 08:05:17
It's literally walking on water and it's figuratively about controlling your emotions. Bitcoin offers you an unique the opportunity to test how you are hodling it together in ups and downs. Observe your mind. You are the observer. All-in.
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@ 3ce2b51d:36fc72c7
2025-03-12 08:05:00
✄------------ 17:05 ------------✄
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@ 84b0c46a:417782f5
2025-03-12 08:04:56
5000000000000000円私にくれる約束してたよ
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@ 84b0c46a:417782f5
2025-03-12 08:04:33
:daishikyu_2::okite:
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-03-12 08:04:24
もうわたしとなにか予定を組んでいた方はいらっしゃいませんか
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@ 84b0c46a:417782f5
2025-03-12 08:04:17
:monokashiwa::firefire: