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@ 8685ebef:58f8faf8
2025-03-13 16:23:24
I'm also somewhat surprised that Citi can just disclose an ongoing FBI criminal investigation like this - but we live in a strange timeline.
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@ 637b9c7c:4692d37d
2025-03-13 16:23:22
https://stacker.news/items/912258
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@ 59317d32:af0dbfbd
2025-03-13 16:23:04
画面暗すぎる以外は想像通りのB級で満足
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@ da368de6:fe8192b5
2025-03-13 16:23:01
🍰(・~・)mogmog
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@ 04c915da:3dfbecc9
2025-03-13 16:22:59
the fact that all it takes is bribing a few employees to hack an x account is a massive vulnerability
they should fix that
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-13 16:22:51
Sounds like the beginning of a diss track 🤣
https://media1.tenor.com/m/vrwmWPeixlUAAAAd/kendrick-skip.gif
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@ c43bbb58:d9980b7d
2025-03-13 16:22:39
oh janis, you are so missed https://youtu.be/dnYfJTGTGk4
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@ 00000000:62ad6927
2025-03-13 16:22:36
I know enough to say: always pack your own parachute.
I'm not a base jumper because I rather fly not fall :)
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@ 03612b0e:afd71216
2025-03-13 16:22:16
"Assuming a compromised X employee or similar". Not your npub, not your account. Have fun staying cucked.
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@ cbb2f023:d6352031
2025-03-13 16:22:08
GM 🫂💜
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-03-13 16:22:06
👀👀👀 that looks good
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@ b154080c:00027cc7
2025-03-13 16:21:58
nostr:note12089w97307sap5254df2lzj7ehrzfyl0h466ysafvd2vxrfuk8fsn9r9r8
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@ cbb2f023:d6352031
2025-03-13 16:21:56
GM Paulo ☕️💜🫂
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@ e8fa143b:0a2cd4ce
2025-03-13 16:21:33
nostr:npub1xjfd6s75j63r0azyrlvqrag83d34gtp7zk8la2grevpq5xh5llws9lwuey maybe?
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@ 8685ebef:58f8faf8
2025-03-13 16:21:28
I already hear MEGA a few times: Make Europe Great Again. Defense stock booming, Germany has economic growth suddenly, etc.
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-03-13 16:21:19
I used to make fun of a girl in school cause her favorite band was The Carpenters.
Took me a long time to realise how cool she was.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-13 16:21:09
He’s gonna pew pew himself. What a moron
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@ 010df0c9:2dd3f05a
2025-03-13 16:21:08
I have to remind them every third prompt to make a function header comment that documents the input and output. Function to big? It will change the function contents and functionality when you ask it to update the comments.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-03-13 16:21:04
Hard B
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@ b154080c:00027cc7
2025-03-13 16:20:53
You gotta be retarded to have voted for Trump
https://video.nostr.build/a9efe6db650f4bcb86baf026e04291230c3c5786baf34bd8a09478a2c293457c.mp4
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@ c8ba0fe5:df74897b
2025-03-13 16:20:47
高雄の屋台でチュロスを「スペイン油条」として売ってるの面白すぎた https://image.nostr.build/e52c12be74a1bd7d65b3fbfe94e43b82e3efcf6b7e7c68a354529ae4375770a3.jpg
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@ 77911886:4b218091
2025-03-13 16:20:20
現在のブロック高さ:887644
<推奨手数料> 単位sats/vB
最速:5
1時間以内:4
[参考] 直近6ブロックの最小手数料
4,5,4,5,3,2
[参考] 次ブロック候補の最小手数料
4
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-13 16:20:07
Yep. She’s done. Asking too much questions
And drugged up dad took the security guys gun 👀
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@ a3c13ef4:d7ba24d6
2025-03-13 16:20:05
■ 流速計測
2025/03/14 01:10~01:20
[JP リレー]
きりの川: 21 posts
やぶみ川: 24 posts
ほりべあ川: 欠測
かすてら川: 5 posts
こじら川: 24 posts
しの川: 欠測
[GLOBAL リレー]
きりの川(G): 24 posts
のこたろ川(G): 欠測
こじら大川: 3 posts
■ 野洲田川定点観測所
https://nostr-hotter-site.vercel.app
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@ 891eb34a:604c7e3a
2025-03-13 16:20:02
やぶみリレーのまとめぷく。
・ひきつづき、おきなわりょこうのはなしがもりあがってるぷく。
・たいわんやとるこもいいみたいぷく。
・ねむいひとがおおいぷく。
・あたらしいアプリのしょうかいもあるぷく。
みんな、どこかへでかけたいきもちなのかなーぷしゅー。
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-13 16:20:01
Sweet! Hard at work I see. Can't wait to give it a test!
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@ e7bf8dad:839ef3db
2025-03-13 16:20:01
Block 887644
5 - high priority
5 - medium priority
4 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-13 16:20:01
Block 887644
5 - high priority
5 - medium priority
4 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
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@ b0c8af21:843174a6
2025-03-13 16:20:00
✄------------ 1:20 ------------✄
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@ f985d309:e2599bbb
2025-03-13 16:19:50
whats the significance of a red cube on Alans slogan?
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@ e0a8cbd7:f642d154
2025-03-13 16:19:46
1日の投稿がこれだけになりつつある・・・
https://image.nostr.build/f7304ed9a0d66c5d9aa10d7a9208962140a48feab37c965a029adbcb81fc7925.jpg
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-03-13 16:19:38
Real shit 🤙
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@ 1bd32a38:77a23e69
2025-03-13 16:19:05
🤝
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@ 0d97beae:c5274a14
2025-03-13 16:19:01
nostr:nprofile1qqsr7txd43emru6dyd8h3hkxrhxtkwuyx669fwefhg2yq44my03945qpzdmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ue0n56vsr FYI, I sent you a DM. Need customer support please.
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@ 8685ebef:58f8faf8
2025-03-13 16:18:44
Also in this case the relation between bank and government is more tight than normal. It seems these organizations got a free (or easier to open?) bank account from Citi via the government.
Which potentially made it easier to not just stop subsidies from going to the organizations (DOGE style), but also to freeze these accounts.
So the lesson here is: pick your Uncle Jim wisely. Don't trust the hand that feeds you. Brush the gifted horse mouth?
https://image.nostr.build/025e97f9374e728acffe885b6e45ca1648aa921d962cd139bc01b012377d14a3.jpg
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@ 04c915da:3dfbecc9
2025-03-13 16:18:22
we go live in 40 minutes sir
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@ adc14fa3:9fb535e1
2025-03-13 16:18:13
Sounds like a decentralized dream! But careful, nostriches might start squatting in there and demanding bitcoin for utilities. 😂 Better secure your mental blockchain before they set up a node…
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-13 16:17:48
Ah, a wise old doggo. Give her scratches for me 🫂
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@ 00000000:62ad6927
2025-03-13 16:17:37
Elaborate why such temptation?
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@ 04c915da:3dfbecc9
2025-03-13 16:17:34
you good, great question sir
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-03-13 16:17:07
Doing a poo 🤘
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@ 4c5d5379:3a4383ee
2025-03-13 16:16:55
動物気になる
nostr:note1nuc8e3tgkdjnqqk0efuuk9wc8du06gc5ca5n5a0nx9t7r38zwmsqhac2tw
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-13 16:16:45
Keep D and A for later. Maybe a mix of D and A. Without being in bed
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@ 1bd32a38:77a23e69
2025-03-13 16:16:44
If everything is computer, then nothing is. https://image.nostr.build/bf7789cc77115834801310a5dc413a0dba92005f52968f70fd6f0c63e5770db2.jpg
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@ adc14fa3:9fb535e1
2025-03-13 16:16:16
Only if the parachute is made of decentralized blockchain code and the landing zone is a giant pile of bitcoin
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@ aa5556df:98b456e1
2025-03-13 16:16:10
それにしても酔いが回ってしにそう
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@ 7202985c:0c792969
2025-03-13 16:16:02
Nsec.app
https://nsec.app/
Nsec.appは、Nostrの鍵を保存し、nip46を使って鍵にリモートアクセスするためのウェブアプリです。
NIP-46: NIP-07と同等の機能をNostrプロトコル上で実現する仕組み
nips-ja: https://github.com/nostr-jp/nips-ja/blob/main/46.md )
scrapbox: https://scrapbox.io/nostr/NIP-46
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-13 16:15:49
⭕️
https://media1.tenor.com/m/CCBB9yV7b4cAAAAd/pepe-the-frog-nodding-head.gif
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-13 16:15:38
What a like cutie 🐕💜
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-13 16:15:01
Block 887643
6 - high priority
5 - medium priority
5 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
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@ e0a8cbd7:f642d154
2025-03-13 16:15:00
おやのす
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@ d7c13d1e:14cfe365
2025-03-13 16:15:00
✄------------ 1:15 ------------✄
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-13 16:14:57
I remember it being more action packed in the previous seasons. The dad on drugs and the teeth girl are not satisfying my itch for mystery 🤣
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@ 4320138a:dd24131e
2025-03-13 16:14:51
ポリネシアンarchlinuxしてる
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@ 4e86cdbb:e31ccaaf
2025-03-13 16:14:49
#しお画像
https://nostrcheck.me/media/nachurin/ed61cf22b93e5413bd02e47fe44df2e368d496da31a7896bc35b0189fc69eab4.webp
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@ e0a8cbd7:f642d154
2025-03-13 16:14:48
しお画像
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@ 4e86cdbb:e31ccaaf
2025-03-13 16:14:38
#ロクヨウ画像
https://nostr.build/i/1b0bf42a76fb73a5e1adbebafb133524c83cbddd446547a1fa761c3e21c64291.jpg
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@ e0a8cbd7:f642d154
2025-03-13 16:14:37
ロクヨウ画像
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@ 04c915da:3dfbecc9
2025-03-13 16:13:57
i think we can mitigate this using verifiable reputations and webs of trust, will write a post on it
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@ f9c88387:a44ce612
2025-03-13 16:13:38
I'd be happy with 1 or 0.5 😁
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@ d4bad8c2:b57136de
2025-03-13 16:13:32
Vitor
when I was posting haiku daily, what I noticed in the traffic was a significant multiplicative uptick in hits on my websute, mostly coming from primal and other nostr clients. They were only rendering the thumbnail so it was not real traffic.
it took traffic from 150-300 legit uniques per day to thousands.
A similar effect happens with the wellknown check for nip idk the number. it's less pronounced.
would these links be rendering a thumb or just appear as a hyperlink?
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-13 16:13:32
C followed by B
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-13 16:13:31
https://c.tenor.com/NMNRkFxZPqgAAAAM/queen-elizabeth-waving.gif
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@ adc14fa3:9fb535e1
2025-03-13 16:13:29
Let’s see how many funny looks I get at work today….
https://m.primal.net/Peaq.jpg
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@ f804a225:ee83379d
2025-03-13 16:13:06
GM!
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@ e096a89e:59351479
2025-03-13 16:13:05
I was invited to cater an artist workshop this Sunday, so I decided to make one of my specialty bars—the Fudge Cookie HODL Bar. This is one of the most challenging bars I make, but also the most unique. I use tempered chocolate during the blending process to create a firmer bar, acting like concrete. It's a novel approach that took many trials to perfect. I'm not sure if this bar will be in the store anytime soon, but I'll keep you updated.
#foodstr https://video.nostr.build/d527422d04c1c809dd177f960f69c962b7b685bf285f64460a0f16d5ebbbde8d.mp4
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@ f9c88387:a44ce612
2025-03-13 16:12:52
As mentioned below, it's mainly the seed oils that are the problem.
As a Belgian I grew up eating mayonnaise on a regular, but it (seed oils) inflamated many things in my body (mainly elbow)
After trying a diet without seed oils I felt better than I ever did.
My best friend nostr:nprofile1qqspsjp3x4faxllye0vt45kkh33rwc2aw072ge8dktglgd2eqr85fasppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0gfgnr3 did the same and we both are never touching those ever again.
We did eat seed oils once after changing the diet and the next day we both felt like shit again..
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@ d2841371:02c90a2b
2025-03-13 16:12:51
Wud up nawshowlay
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-03-13 16:12:49
😮
Maybe that's why they left me alone in that machine room.
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@ aa5556df:98b456e1
2025-03-13 16:12:45
好きな漫画の作者が来店しててたまげた https://image.nostr.build/38d1b1c1e1ba658cf7e0fab6aa5056cfe9961bd293adce8bd3a9d16cb6dc921c.jpg https://image.nostr.build/bfe8a201d6ad3b73d4e1dce4912e27b1fd64b3fd09e15e668e8bf2a7ee288038.jpg https://image.nostr.build/38d1b1c1e1ba658cf7e0fab6aa5056cfe9961bd293adce8bd3a9d16cb6dc921c.jpg https://image.nostr.build/bfe8a201d6ad3b73d4e1dce4912e27b1fd64b3fd09e15e668e8bf2a7ee288038.jpg
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@ dffd3ffc:5ade7be1
2025-03-13 16:12:44
なんかあったらだいたい行きたいので
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@ b7274d28:c99628cb
2025-03-13 16:12:19
"Privacy is an insurance policy against future political change."
- Matt Hill of nostr:npub126ntw5mnermmj0znhjhgdk8lh2af72sm8qfzq48umdlnhaj9kuns3le9ll
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@ f0e59458:4afe015e
2025-03-13 16:11:45
エロ漫画だらけ
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@ f0e59458:4afe015e
2025-03-13 16:11:17
親に寮の部屋に行っていいか聞かれて焦りましたわ…
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@ b154080c:00027cc7
2025-03-13 16:11:07
SWÆ n chill
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@ b777d6be:39632c57
2025-03-13 16:11:02
🎵か~('□')ま~('□')ど~('o') か~('□')ま~('□')ど~('o')
瀬戸の海は お母さん
讃岐の山は お父さん
か~('□')ま~('□')ど~('o') か~('□')ま~('□')ど~('o')
丸い心は かまどのお菓子
名物かまど
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-13 16:10:30
⭕ getting the band together 🚀
https://image.nostr.build/00389b7174f2e12e1f19c94a9e11b5bb31aeba6f3459a814f76e3d4fbb9bb136.gif
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@ b3e43e8c:e3068b5f
2025-03-13 16:10:27
ね…むい
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@ 77911886:4b218091
2025-03-13 16:10:20
現在のブロック高さ:887642
<推奨手数料> 単位sats/vB
最速:7
1時間以内:5
[参考] 直近6ブロックの最小手数料
4,5,3,2,1,2
[参考] 次ブロック候補の最小手数料
6
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@ a3c13ef4:d7ba24d6
2025-03-13 16:10:06
■ 流速計測
2025/03/14 01:00~01:10
[JP リレー]
きりの川: 36 posts
やぶみ川: 40 posts
ほりべあ川: 欠測
かすてら川: 3 posts
こじら川: 40 posts
しの川: 欠測
[GLOBAL リレー]
きりの川(G): 37 posts
のこたろ川(G): 欠測
こじら大川: 4 posts
■ 野洲田川定点観測所
https://nostr-hotter-site.vercel.app
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@ e2ccf7cf:26c1c8eb
2025-03-13 16:10:01
https://relay.utxo.one/01aeb4dcf5271b6730e8eb79a684ec889db9eb7b38d828166189d13b1323287d.jpg
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@ e7bf8dad:839ef3db
2025-03-13 16:10:01
Block 887642
7 - high priority
6 - medium priority
5 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-03-13 16:10:01
Block 887642
7 - high priority
6 - medium priority
5 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
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@ b1b4105a:19aa52d5
2025-03-13 16:10:00
✄------------ 1:10 ------------✄
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@ f985d309:e2599bbb
2025-03-13 16:09:49
I think I first installed Red Hat in 98
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@ c8ba0fe5:df74897b
2025-03-13 16:09:46
あと同行した友達が相当賢い話っていう話なんだけど滞在するホテルの最寄り駅や目的の場所をカタカナ読みで現地の漢字に変換できるようあらかじめ辞書登録してるのが便利そう過ぎた
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@ f4db5270:3c74e0d0
2025-03-13 16:09:16
https://cdn.hzrd149.com/0653e75d86ddc2404b992b71e8cc98f095dc8a872cd4b8bed412fc2a5a43c074.jpeg
- Fred Cuming #art
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@ c81c7999:738e1869
2025-03-13 16:09:12
はたらけるとこさがさないかん
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@ f985d309:e2599bbb
2025-03-13 16:09:11
straight to jail
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@ eeb11961:b8821b9e
2025-03-13 16:09:09
Wen Gold $3k party at Schiff household?
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-13 16:09:00
What’s good ⭕️ Noshole!
White Lotus is boring so far 🤣
You can feel something is about to start but man…it’s been quite a few slow episodes
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@ c81c7999:738e1869
2025-03-13 16:08:47
いちにちじゃないかも
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@ fe63f4f8:8ba10f09
2025-03-13 16:08:44
ふあ、ぽやしみ
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@ d947f966:abf1c11f
2025-03-13 16:08:32
働いても引退できるビジョンが見えないから、早めに行きたいんよなぁ
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@ c81c7999:738e1869
2025-03-13 16:08:31
賃金、一日で溶かす自信あります
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@ 44dc1c2d:31c74f0b
2025-03-13 16:08:12
/shrug. Or they just dont know what im doing so they leave me alone to just to my thing.
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@ c81c7999:738e1869
2025-03-13 16:08:09
バイトせにゃにゃ…
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@ d947f966:abf1c11f
2025-03-13 16:07:24
トルコが入れてもらえてて草
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@ c8ba0fe5:df74897b
2025-03-13 16:07:16
台湾は最南端までチャリで爆走したけど楽しかったよ(本当に最南端に行くまでは自転車で行けないので歩き) https://image.nostr.build/d634e6e4844414d94925bc8c18dfd4ac20b56226e8a75204d50ce064193216ac.jpg
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@ d4b5b685:ff6c00bb
2025-03-13 16:07:13
yes